A while back I wrote up a post making poems out of the search terms people used to find my blog. It was actually really hilarious and depressing, so I today made Ode to a Search Engine, Part II – Return of the People Who Have Too Much Time on Their Hands. Again, I didn’t make any of these up, nor correct the grammar, and all these are from the last 30 days. Brace yourself.
i hate the sun
greatest performance by an inanimate object damian mcginty
lemon bars gone wrong
got stung by a wasp yesterday and my thoart is feeling wierd
“piccola italiana” columbus 28
thomas barrow photography images
you know you’re british when you have a british accent
potato starch makeup
“i love it here” sarcastic
too sarcastic?
sarcastic good luck
my sarcasm makes me have no friends
who makes lime tater tots?
why has dsmian mcginty never tried peanut butter?
why is martha stewart a hard person to understand?
why is batman surrounded by idiots?
very best british cake ball recipes
sam the wiggles replace
george harrison’s favourite food
meaning of one spoon heap
“brian regan” and “1+1= chicken”
batman bale voice too overexaggerated
skandar don’t touch my cookies
closet covering
funny muffins
thanks for the rice crispy
skinny guy on nacho libre
disney movies that have an ambulance in them
tavuk salatası
a ugly pizza
my dr. pepper case was full of hawkeye!
aristocats dinner recipes
half
skinnnnny taste good
That is hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
It made me laugh. Heartily. Like har dee har har… :)
i hate the sun
greatest performance by an inanimate object damian mcginty
lemon bars gone wrong
I.can’t.stop.laughing.and.I’m.snorting.too.
Thank you, my gorgeous Picco!
Heehee thanks :) I think I’m going to do this more often since it’s always so funny.
wow. Can I just say hilarious? I never use this acronym but… LOL!
-Tia
Hahahah my favorite has to be “skander don’t touch my cookies.” Oh my gosh, dying from laughter :)
Marie
Hahhaha I love that one. That and “you know you’re British when you have a British accent.” No duh.
Hahah yes!!
haha nearly choked on my coffee, just for the title alone! We used to go to a bar in SF & they had karaoke and this Chinese guy used to sing ‘Looking For Love’ and I kid you not he actually sang Wuking Wa Lav!
That’s awesome :) I think I’d have to leave because I would be laughing too hard…
I love the fourth stanza. ;)
“who makes lime tater tots?
why has dsmian mcginty never tried peanut butter?
why is martha stewart a hard person to understand?
why is batman surrounded by idiots?”
Definitely the best one. This made me giggle so much!
I’d really like to know who makes lime tater tots, because they’re either delicious or disgusting…
I love the “why is batman surrounded by idiots?” hahahaha Except…the Joker is the best…but otherwise, yeah. Christian Bale tops everyone around him. ;) I just found out a few days ago that Anne Hathaway will be in the new movie… that will be…interesting?
-Tia
It’s true. He is surrounded by idiots. Although he can kind of be an idiot himself, so it make sense.
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