Have you ever done those spot the difference things at the end of Parade Magazine? They’re pretty fun, but every now and then they’re too hard and I just give up. Because I’m a bit of a quitter sometimes. Well, right now I have a spot the difference for you. And, no worries, this one is easy. There’s only one difference between the two pictures.
This first picture is of the always classy and fabulous, Audrey Hepburn. This is my favorite picture of her, and probably one of my favorite pictures in the world.
Ready for the second one? Here’s a picture of the cover of the Audrey Hepburn 2012 calender my mom bought me today.
In the words of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, “I’m just getting really… just kinda TO’d because… I mean they PHOTOSHOPPED THE CIGARETTE FROM THE PICTURE.” Ok, maybe I added that last part.
All I have to say to the PC people over at Graphique who made this calendar is you know what’s gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak. You probably don’t even know what that’s from, since you obviously haven’t seen Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
Oh yeah, and you fell victim to the second most classic blunder – the most famous of which is never fight a land war in Asia – but only slightly less well-known is this: never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line! *insert diabolical laughter* Seriously, death is on the line big time. And 3 of my great-great-grandparents emigrated from Sicily.