Goodbye dumb ACT test that I took at 8am this morning. 8 in the morning. On a Saturday. SATURDAY.
Goodbye hours spent memorizing the difference between 30-60-90 triangles and 45-45-90 triangles, writing essays off of prompts about why highschoolers should have a curfew, and blankly staring at science graphs, realizing I don’t know and, frankly, don’t care what they’re about.
Goodbye man leading the ACT who told me my name wasn’t on the list to take the test. Luckily I was in fact registered and he was just tired…or something. I’m not going to miss you.
Goodbye scary mom who followed her daughter into the ACT testing room and then totally flipped out at her when she forgot her calculator.
Goodbye random girl from California who just as half asleep as I was and stumbled through a conversation with me during our break.
Goodbye to the five panic attack-inducing words that I got to hear multiple times today: “You have five minutes left.”
Goodbye to the guy next to me who obviously was a bit unprepared because he would just stare at the booklet, fill in random answers, and put his head on the desk. You boosted my confidence. Merci.
Goodbye slightly spastic essay that I wrote about social networking and the advance of communication. I feel very sorry for whoever has to grade that. No, seriously.
Goodbye to the Reese’s peanut butter cup I
ate devoured promptly after the test was over.
Hello normal life. I’ve missed you dearly.
So, first off, did you all have a lovely Easter? Yes? Good. I made some food last week (um, actually I only made chocolate mousse with kahlua…), but was feeling very uninspired. And I’m not a very happy person when I’m uninspired. But now I am just peachy and will be back to cooking. And eating. I prefer the eating part.
Hey, this post needed a little something-something. Not sure if that was it, but…umm…you know…I’ve been up for over 13 hours and my brain no worky. The end.