Today’s picture was of something joyous. What’s more joyous than motivational paper towels? Maybe you woke up to find that your house was on fire and you forgot that the fire department existed. Panicked, you spastically attempted to put out the fire with Dixie Cups cups full of water with no such luck. After your house was completely destroyed, you went to go wash your hands and you noticed that your paper towels said things like “Friends are flowers in life’s garden,” “Gardening is a way of showing you believe in tomorrow,” and “You can bury a lot of troubles by digging in the dirt.” (am I the only one who thinks that last one is a bit sketchy?). Suddenly, your life didn’t seem so horrible after all!
Motivational paper towels, guys. Only in America.