My siblings Sister Celiac, Future Chef, Evil Scientist, Brute, Corrupted Brother, and Spiderbaby, my parents, and I (Jeez, there are a lot of us…) just wanted to wish you a very merry Christmas. We hope your day is filled with much happiness and food and love and food and food.
Also, Evil Scientist wanted me to tell you all that -40 degrees is the same in fahrenheit and celsius. And the part of your eye that allows you to see in 3D can see 1/10 of a second into the future. This kid is 9 and he’s already plotting to take over the world. Watch out.